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exoskeletal [19 Dec 2005|09:16pm]

[ mood | content ]

The semester is over! I just finished my last essay and emailed it to the professor. Now I can try to relax for the next few weeks (yeah right).

This weekend was incredible. Friday night, Qualia played Higher Grounds Coffee House, and it was fun, although strenuous, and during a particularly snowy evening.

Saturday night was the big night, though. We opened up for Lazlo Hollyfeld and Sleeping Kings of Iona, and it was so great. Everything went well and it was by far our best show ever.

Jamil and Lauren just came over so Im gonna peace out of here. Ill write more later.

(1 gourd | slap mah gourd!)

[23 Mar 2005|01:39am]

I am the roomate of the previous poster, and I thank Gourd that we all finally have a venue through which we can express our fondness of the word "gourd." While it is true that we speak a different dialect, we can not let this interfere with our love of all things gourd, and our contempt of Ronsul (I refer you to Crispy New Freestyle, verse 2; line 666 {Crispy - 2:666} - "Oh Ronsul, I hate you Ronsul.")

Now that I have sufficiently weirded you all out, I think I'll be going. Have a gourd night, everyone.

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oh, gourd [23 Mar 2005|01:34am]

oh my Gourd I cannot believe you guys already formed this community. My roommate and I have been saying Gourd, too, for months now. Everyone else thinks we're crazy but thank Gourd, you guys have validated us. However, we do have our own dialect, where we're from its pronounced "goourd."

Gourd Up! Talk to you guys later


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[26 Dec 2002|11:06pm]

I really let this community go... eh... hey everyone. You know you love the gourd. WE really need to start posting more...

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[07 Dec 2002|02:15pm]

I was at Goodwill and this guy went to his mum and said "This shirt, it's gourd." ^_^ Yay. I know thanks to Joey picking it up from me that the use of "gourd" spread throughout Grant high school. Yes...post people!

(3 gourd | slap mah gourd!)

[01 Aug 2002|09:01pm]

[ mood | I dunno ]

Gourd..it's been a while since anyoen posted in here...I have no fucking idea what this is all aboot..just had let it flow on day..perchance it wil start a discussion?

What if deserts were wet
And the ocean were dry?
What if we would laugh instead of cry
or the tears would seep into our eyes?
What if all we wanted in life was pain
And the mirrors broken by the vain?
What if the great wall crumbled
and the famous acrobats stumbled?
What if Satan was truth and God lied
and the immortal died?
All I know is I'll always be by your side.

(slap mah gourd!)

[02 Jul 2002|07:28pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Good Advice:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.


Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

(3 gourd | slap mah gourd!)

gourd? (heavily imaged post) [01 Jul 2002|02:34pm]


Could Jesicka be quite possibly gourd?

or perhaps it is...Collapse )

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piss. [27 Jun 2002|06:44pm]

[ mood | gourd ]

I think Rachael had a great concept when she used the word gourd instead of god... "oh my gourd" is funny but "bow to the gourd" is fucking hilarious.

So can I get an AMEN?!

Praise the gourds above!

And you know what? Livejounal should have gourd mood icons. Seriously. That would make my damn day. If not mood icons, then at least a mood saying "gourd".


And I quote Lolita when I say, "You're outta your gourd, Humby."


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AIM Chat 6/18/02 9:13 PM [26 Jun 2002|08:32pm]

Freak onleech: heh i just finished studying thank gourd
KoRnChEeSy: heheheh you said gourd
KoRnChEeSy: the gourd is contagious..
Freak onleech: yes it is hehehe
KoRnChEeSy: MWAHAHAHAHA bow to the gourd!!!!!!
Freak onleech: :bowing:

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[13 Jun 2002|07:16pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

KoRnChEeSy: Ever wanna just pluck all the feathers off a duck's tail and watch it struggle and scream...then bring it back to life? sharasun: no...i liike ducks.... KoRnChEeSy: ok then it might just be me... shara sun: i think it might be KoRnChEeSy: our school has these two ducks that keep coming back... KoRnChEeSy: and they have little ducklings KoRnChEeSy: but the ducklings don't come back... KoRnChEeSy: maybe Matt ate them all KoRnChEeSy: hahahahaahahahaha KoRnChEeSy: hey this is fun....I love all the little noises shara sun: der... KoRnChEeSy: platypus KoRnChEeSy: now those have lovely feathers... There's a little man who live in my stereo. He said so himself. He's gonna kill me. Death By Stereo.

(4 gourd | slap mah gourd!)

[12 Jun 2002|11:36pm]

[ mood | confused ]

I've lost my pants...this is a natural occurance in my life...but now..I've lost my underwear.....Somethings gotta change...

(slap mah gourd!)

I spoke to Jim Lad last night... [11 Jun 2002|04:55pm]

[ mood | good ]

*rin, ring, ring, ring, riiiiiiiing*
*some noise*
"Oh my gourd! I got through!" I exclaimed after hours of trying.
Confused nioses came from Jim Lad and then he said "Hello?"
"Hi. Could you please play Jimi Hendrix's 'Castle's Made of Sand?'"
"We are playing Jimi Hendrix right now as we speak."
"But I've had this song stuck in my head for too weeks!"
"Hahahah. Alright, I'll see what I can do."
"Thank you so much!"
"You welcome."

He has a great laugh!....I never did get to hear my song...and I was polite you fucker...heh...

(1 gourd | slap mah gourd!)

ever used a gourd as a maraca? [06 Jun 2002|09:02pm]

[ mood | awake ]

if you wanna buy some gourds, go here:

The Magical Gourd Farm!

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best. speakers. ever. [06 Jun 2002|03:12pm]

[ mood | geeky ]

even if they are a bit steep on the cost these rock...

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[03 Jun 2002|11:36pm]

[ mood | restless ]

Oh my gourd this community is feckin' awesome. The pointlessness to it all....much like my actions...and the wheely turny things like springs and sprockets in the mind of jeebus.....and such.....ahh I gots me headache back..prolly from tyring to think of something witty to say...alas I have failed...and I refuse to turn the music down.....arrest me..I have no pants on

(3 gourd | slap mah gourd!)

[27 May 2002|04:01pm]

3rd person to join.
and none of you know me.
I am cat

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[24 May 2002|12:43pm]

[ mood | devious ]

Hellooo empty community! I'm Lori, I helped Megan (the maintainer) do the background and comments and whatnot. I think gourd is a funny word.

I also think stick figures are funny.

In conclusion, I have to go pee.

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booo [24 May 2002|08:40am]

[ mood | sick ]

grrr *gets mad at lori* Lori still hasn't joined yet, and it's making me sad *makes sad face* she helped me build it, yet nothing. arg!

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gourderific [13 May 2002|04:41pm]

[ mood | gourd-ness ]

well, I"m the creator of this community, and this is the first entry ever, and it feels so gourd. Now, if you wana know what this communities about, you're screwed, cause I can't tell you.

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